There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
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my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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