its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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