I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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