Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Someone signed my nipple.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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