i permit you to call me
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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