Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
