is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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