Plan B is the new Plan A
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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