So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I think my moral compass just broke
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
