ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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