I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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