is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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