we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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