im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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