He had one of those small greek statue penises
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You are a genius and a whore.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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