i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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