True but thats because hes a fetus.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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