I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
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We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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