can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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