Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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