i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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