Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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