Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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