Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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