we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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