So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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