when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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