This is not my ceiling
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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