What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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