she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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