yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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