I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
