when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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