But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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