Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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