Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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