the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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