Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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