when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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