That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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