Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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