I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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