I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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