Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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