I think i peed on brittanys purse
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
As shirtless as possible
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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