Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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