I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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