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say what?
wanna hang out?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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My liver just had a heart attack.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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