Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Farmville is her only friend.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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