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(212): View more from New York

Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles

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(917): View more from New York City

Um, that's called prostitution

(773): View more from Illinois

Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money

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(540): View more from Virginia

the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection

(781): View more from Massachusetts

I hate that ur telling me this.

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(972): View more from Texas

You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys

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(620): View more from Kansas

I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm

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(315): View more from New York

Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.

(1-315): View more from New York

That would explain the cannon.

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