Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.