Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
So much rum. So many feels.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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