Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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