So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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