I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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