R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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