PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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